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Party Island

5 Person Extra Large Floats

Retail: R14,500

R8,999

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22 Discovery Miles / eBucks : 89 990
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Luxurious Spacious Perfect for summer
Writer's block

Ours is about 3 feet by 3 feet, and on our left is the account's block. The marketing block is down the hall.

We're joking. Obviously.

Ours is at least 5 by 5, and on Wednesdays we're allowed to write in coffee shops to maintain the illusion that we're "successful" and "writerly".

Coming up with a write up for the simple sake of a write up does, however, become difficult when we're staring complete lack of creativity right in the face. But apparently asking management to cancel all the deals for the day isn't a viable fix.

As they so delicately put it, it'd be like a comedian having the option to suddenly cancel a show if they're not feeling up to it. Not on our watch, they said. You'll do a write up whether you like it or not, they said. And be funny, they said.

So here we are, doing a write up and being funny.

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There is nothing better than spending summer lounging in the sun. Now you can do it in style and comfort with these ultra-large floats!

Product Features
  • Choice of either a unicorn or flamingo
  • Fits up to 5 people
  • Max: 400kg/881LBS 
  • Size of flamingo once inflated: 320 x 360 x 190 cm
  • Size of unicorn once inflated: 480 x 440 x 250 cm
“You guys are doing a great job” Ricky, Durban