Party Island5 Person Extra Large Floats
R8,999
About
There is nothing better than spending summer lounging in the sun. Now you can do it in style and comfort with these ultra-large floats!
Product Features
- Choice of either a unicorn or flamingo
- Fits up to 5 people
- Max: 400kg/881LBS
- Size of flamingo once inflated: 320 x 360 x 190 cm
- Size of unicorn once inflated: 480 x 440 x 250 cm
Writer's block
Ours is about 3 feet by 3 feet, and on our left is the account's block. The marketing block is down the hall.
We're joking. Obviously.
Ours is at least 5 by 5, and on Wednesdays we're allowed to write in coffee shops to maintain the illusion that we're "successful" and "writerly".
Coming up with a write up for the simple sake of a write up does, however, become difficult when we're staring complete lack of creativity right in the face. But apparently asking management to cancel all the deals for the day isn't a viable fix.
As they so delicately put it, it'd be like a comedian having the option to suddenly cancel a show if they're not feeling up to it. Not on our watch, they said. You'll do a write up whether you like it or not, they said. And be funny, they said.
So here we are, doing a write up and being funny.