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For reference purposes only. Image from Shutterstock
For reference purposes only. Image from Shutterstock

Lumina3m Fairy Light Curtain

From:

R249

Retail: R450
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The perfect lights for indoor and outdoor decorations

Use them to decorate: Christmas, parties, Valentine's Day, weddings, your home etc.

Product Features
  • Battery Powered:
    • Materials: PVC environmental protection material
    • Battery output: 3V
    • Size: 3M x 3M (Unfold L x W )
    • Lights qty: 304pcs
    • Power: 8W
    • Light on colour: Warm white
    • Work Mode: one mode, light on
    • Weight: 590g
    • IP44 Waterproof
  • Solar Powered:
    • IP44 Waterproof
    • Materials: PVC environmental protection material
    • Solar output : 24V
    • Size: 3M x 2M (Unfold L x W )
    • Lights qty: 304pcs
    • Power: 12W
    • Light on colour: Warm white
    • Work Mode: 8 different modes
    • Weight: 690G
Product Specifications
  • Width: 3
  • Length: 2m
  • 17 strings in a curtain
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We're joking. Obviously.

Ours is at least 5 by 5, and on Wednesdays we're allowed to write in coffee shops to maintain the illusion that we're "successful" and "writerly".

Coming up with a write up for the simple sake of a write up does, however, become difficult when we're staring complete lack of creativity right in the face. But apparently asking management to cancel all the deals for the day isn't a viable fix.

As they so delicately put it, it'd be like a comedian having the option to suddenly cancel a show if they're not feeling up to it. Not on our watch, they said. You'll do a write up whether you like it or not, they said. And be funny, they said.

So here we are, doing a write up and being funny.