Simon Baker300 Thread Count 100% Egyptian Cotton Oxford Jacquard Duvet Cover
R1,199
About
Egyptian cotton is by far the most luxurious cotton in the world. Fabrics made of Egyptian cotton are softer, finer and longer lasting than any other cotton, Softness is further enhanced with each wash. Experience the luxury and elegance of superior quality sheets.
Product Features
- 300 Thread Count
- 100% Egyptian Cotton
- Soft and Luxurious
- Bedroom staple
- Jacquard
- Multiple colours available
- Sizing:
- Queen (includes 2 pillow cases - 45x70cm): 230x200cm
- King (includes 2 pillow cases - 45x70cm): 230x220cm
- Super King (includes 2 pillow cases - 45x70cm): 260x230cm
Writer's block
Ours is about 3 feet by 3 feet, and on our left is the account's block. The marketing block is down the hall.
We're joking. Obviously.
Ours is at least 5 by 5, and on Wednesdays we're allowed to write in coffee shops to maintain the illusion that we're "successful" and "writerly".
Coming up with a write up for the simple sake of a write up does, however, become difficult when we're staring complete lack of creativity right in the face. But apparently asking management to cancel all the deals for the day isn't a viable fix.
As they so delicately put it, it'd be like a comedian having the option to suddenly cancel a show if they're not feeling up to it. Not on our watch, they said. You'll do a write up whether you like it or not, they said. And be funny, they said.
So here we are, doing a write up and being funny.