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Simon Baker300 Thread Count 100% Egyptian Cotton Fitted or Flat Sheets

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R429

Retail: R650
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Luxurious, soft and long lasting. Renowned for its softness, strength and durability. Featuring an extra long staple that creates a gloriously smooth and soft handle, they have used this yarn to create this Luxury Egyptian Cotton range of luxurious and high quality bed linen. Crafted in a plain percale weave, the collection requires mininal ironing and is easy to care for, keeping you cool in the summer and warm in the winter. These deluxe duvet covers are made from 100% fine Egyptian cotton percale. The long staple cotton has been woven into a 300 thread count fine percale, providing a smooth fabric with a luxuriously soft feel.

Product Features
  • 300 thread count
  • Egyptian Cotton
  • Flat Extra Length or Fitted
  • Size Fitted:
    • Single: 92x190x40cm
    • Three Quarter: 107x190x40cm
    • Double: 137x190x40cm
    • Queen: 152x190x40cm
    • King: 183x190x40cm
    • Double XLength/XDepth: 137x200x40cm
    • Queen XLength/XDepth: 152x200x40cm
    • King XLength/XDepth:183x200x40cm
    • King XLength/XDepth: 215x200x40cm
  • Size Flat Extra Length:
    • Single/Three Quarter: 180x270cm
    • Double/ Queen: 250x270cm
    • King: 270x270cm
    • Super King: 300x270cm
    • Super King XL: 215x200
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