Searching for a reason to buy these amazing string lights?
These wire string lights have Micro LEDs creating a true twinkle effect rather than a polka-dotting of lights. Then there's the construction. In place of those flopping, heavy, impossible-to-hide cords is delicate copper wire—which not only disappears into just about any vignette (or plant) but is also conveniently bendy, so the lights actually stay put where you want them to stay put.
And the best selling feature is the solar panel so you never have to stress about buying batteries and struggle with electricity leads when you are decorating outside.
Ours is about 3 feet by 3 feet, and on our left is the account's block. The marketing block is down the hall.
We're joking. Obviously.
Ours is at least 5 by 5, and on Wednesdays we're allowed to write in coffee shops to maintain the illusion that we're "successful" and "writerly".
Coming up with a write up for the simple sake of a write up does, however, become difficult when we're staring complete lack of creativity right in the face. But apparently asking management to cancel all the deals for the day isn't a viable fix.
As they so delicately put it, it'd be like a comedian having the option to suddenly cancel a show if they're not feeling up to it. Not on our watch, they said. You'll do a write up whether you like it or not, they said. And be funny, they said.
So here we are, doing a write up and being funny.