It all started in 1955 with Eetrite's legendary cutlery. We found the magic ingredient: making every meal special. We loved sharing wonderful meals and special memories around the dinner table. With this secret ingredient, we have since created an entire kitchen's worth of products of the same excellent craftsmanship and quality. We want to make sure you love to cook, love to dine, and love to eat as much as we love making Eetrite products.
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Ours is about 3 feet by 3 feet, and on our left is the account's block. The marketing block is down the hall.
We're joking. Obviously.
Ours is at least 5 by 5, and on Wednesdays we're allowed to write in coffee shops to maintain the illusion that we're "successful" and "writerly".
Coming up with a write up for the simple sake of a write up does, however, become difficult when we're staring complete lack of creativity right in the face. But apparently asking management to cancel all the deals for the day isn't a viable fix.
As they so delicately put it, it'd be like a comedian having the option to suddenly cancel a show if they're not feeling up to it. Not on our watch, they said. You'll do a write up whether you like it or not, they said. And be funny, they said.
So here we are, doing a write up and being funny.