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The Umbrella Man

2.25m Patterned Beach Umbrella (Multiple Styles Available)

Retail: R550

R379

Excludes shipping
4 Discovery Miles / eBucks : 3 790
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Perfect for summer Beach ready UV
Writer's block

Ours is about 3 feet by 3 feet, and on our left is the account's block. The marketing block is down the hall.

We're joking. Obviously.

Ours is at least 5 by 5, and on Wednesdays we're allowed to write in coffee shops to maintain the illusion that we're "successful" and "writerly".

Coming up with a write up for the simple sake of a write up does, however, become difficult when we're staring complete lack of creativity right in the face. But apparently asking management to cancel all the deals for the day isn't a viable fix.

As they so delicately put it, it'd be like a comedian having the option to suddenly cancel a show if they're not feeling up to it. Not on our watch, they said. You'll do a write up whether you like it or not, they said. And be funny, they said.

So here we are, doing a write up and being funny.

About

This beach umbrella is a must-have for any beach trip or summer holiday! Perfect for picnics, the beach or garden parties - it will protect you from the scorching sun.

Product Features
  • UV 30+ coating
  • 28/32 diameter steel pole
  • Premium Aluminium Tilt with 4.5mm Steel Ribs
  • Same-material carry bag
  • Available in 4 style Patterns
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