The Umbrella Man2.15m Aluminium Beach Umbrella (Multiple Colours Available)
R359
About
This beach umbrella is a must-have for any beach trip or summer holiday! Perfect for picnics, the beach or garden parties - it will protect you from the scorching sun.
Product Features
- 130gm Polyester Canvas
- Premium Aluminium Tilt and 5mm Fibre-Glass Ribs
- With Air-Vent & same-material carry bag PVC window
- UV 100+ Coating
- Available in Dark Blue, Grey, Orange and Turquoise Blue
Writer's block
Ours is about 3 feet by 3 feet, and on our left is the account's block. The marketing block is down the hall.
We're joking. Obviously.
Ours is at least 5 by 5, and on Wednesdays we're allowed to write in coffee shops to maintain the illusion that we're "successful" and "writerly".
Coming up with a write up for the simple sake of a write up does, however, become difficult when we're staring complete lack of creativity right in the face. But apparently asking management to cancel all the deals for the day isn't a viable fix.
As they so delicately put it, it'd be like a comedian having the option to suddenly cancel a show if they're not feeling up to it. Not on our watch, they said. You'll do a write up whether you like it or not, they said. And be funny, they said.
So here we are, doing a write up and being funny.