The first of their kind in the world, and scientifically-proven, KURO-Bō Activated Charcoal Kōins are a completely plastic-free, sustainable and recyclable water purification solution.
Whether paired with our Gō-Ecō Glass Water Bottles (550ml or 1L) or your own reusable bottle, a single box of KURO-Bō Kōins provides 3+ months of daily cartridge-free and naturally purified water on the go. The whole pack (4-5 pieces) will purify up to 1L of water at a time. For our 550ml bottles, simply add all the Kōins for faster purification.
Activated charcoal, or Binchotan attracts and draws out positively-charged toxins (chemicals, heavy metals, E. coli) from your water, while depositing beneficial minerals and balancing an acidic pH.
Ours is about 3 feet by 3 feet, and on our left is the account's block. The marketing block is down the hall.
We're joking. Obviously.
Ours is at least 5 by 5, and on Wednesdays we're allowed to write in coffee shops to maintain the illusion that we're "successful" and "writerly".
Coming up with a write up for the simple sake of a write up does, however, become difficult when we're staring complete lack of creativity right in the face. But apparently asking management to cancel all the deals for the day isn't a viable fix.
As they so delicately put it, it'd be like a comedian having the option to suddenly cancel a show if they're not feeling up to it. Not on our watch, they said. You'll do a write up whether you like it or not, they said. And be funny, they said.
So here we are, doing a write up and being funny.