Ours is about 3 feet by 3 feet, and on our left is the account's block. The marketing block is down the hall.
We're joking. Obviously.
Ours is at least 5 by 5, and on Wednesdays we're allowed to write in coffee shops to maintain the illusion that we're "successful" and "writerly".
Coming up with a write up for the simple sake of a write up does, however, become difficult when we're staring complete lack of creativity right in the face. But apparently asking management to cancel all the deals for the day isn't a viable fix.
As they so delicately put it, it'd be like a comedian having the option to suddenly cancel a show if they're not feeling up to it. Not on our watch, they said. You'll do a write up whether you like it or not, they said. And be funny, they said.
So here we are, doing a write up and being funny.
1 Night Midweek or 2 Nights Weekend Accommodation for 2 people sharing at The Plettenberg Hotel Including Daily Breakfast
Current Price for April Stay Dates
**RESERVATIONS: SECRET GETAWAY will handle all reservations on behalf of the hotel, so please make ALL reservations with them:
**It is recommended to make a booking within 24 hours of receiving your voucher
**Available dates: 2 April 2018 until 30 September 2018
Package price is per couple sharing.
**Multiple vouchers may be bought for extended stay
**This deal is non-refundable after purchasing from OneDayOnly.
*Allocation will depend on availability at time of booking.
For a world away from the ordinary, once experienced never forgotten. This 5 Star Seaside Escape showcases the most breathtaking vistas in Southern Africa. Select from a 1 night midweek or 2 night weekend stay. Here luxury accommodation options abound, culinary journeys are crafted and memorable moments shine through.
The Plettenberg – situated on a rocky headland in one of South Africa's most spectacular beach towns – is the ultimate escape.This property, with 35 individually decorated rooms and two villas, showcases the most breathtaking vistas in Southern Africa with views of the ocean, mountains and endless stretches of golden beach.
The Plettenberg is situated in the heart of Plettenberg Bay, which is world-renowned for its excellent selection of outdoor activities.
From regular dolphin and whale sightings to bungee jumping, treetop canopy tours and other more daring pursuits in the surrounding countryside, The Plettenberg is the ideal place to relax and unwind, recharge and reinvigorate.
It’s a destination with a year-round temperate climate, beautiful beaches and unrivaled scenery – it’s also a destination that has a culture of conservation, living history, and annual events and festivals, as well as a flourishing creative community.
Tucked neatly into the Garden Route, Plettenberg boasts golden beaches, a rugged peninsula and dense green forests.
There’s so much to see and discover that is rich with adventure, experience and spectacular sightseeing.
This luxe hotel is exceptionally elegant and overlooks Plettenberg Bay and is conveniently near the heart of the town. The hotel boasts more than a prime position, it has an infinity pool and a short 2 minute walk to the beach. You can return to the hotel to enjoy cocktails at the in-house cocktail bar and watch dolphins in the waves, or the sun set on the beautiful mountain surrounds. There is also one of the finest seafood restaurants in the area just to make your stay that much easier and refined. Rooms are perfectly decorated neutrally with accents of colour such as slight nautical twists or subtle floral details to accentuate the fantastic views from each window.
Lunch and dinner as well as all drinks from the bar and activities are not included. Any additional charges are payable directly at the hotel upon checkout.
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That's easy to find out: go to your account to find out. But keep in mind the next question:
The short version? It's because we don't hold stock. Our partners deliver exactly what we need, after a deal has run. That way we keep our costs down, prices low and everybody (including you) happy.
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Never have to wait at home all day for your parcel or miss a delivery again: Pargo delivers your parcels to a store near you.
Having partnered with hundreds of stores in South Africa, there's (almost) always a Pick-up Point near you: often with opening hours of up to 15 hours per day - some (like fuel stations) are even open 24/7!
Why not give it a try today?
Well, because we also have to pay for delivery. And that money needs to come from somewhere.
Shipping costs money and we don't want to go bankrupt.
We have debated the merits of offering free shipping at length but the reality is that – without some magic source of free cash – the only place that money can come from is from our customers.
That leaves us with two options: hide it in the price of the product, or show it. We decided to be transparent and show it. This lets us cut our prices to the bare minimum and show you the best possible savings.
If we had incorporated the shipping cost into the price of an item, you’d pay double whenever you order more than one item but, in reality, the cost of shipping doesn’t necessarily go up.
By the way: the actual shipping charge you pay is a best-effort approximation of what shipping is going to cost us. As a result, ordering a 3kg item to Sandton or Cape Town may work out cheaper than a 75g iPhone cover to Springbok. Don’t blame us; blame the vast expanse that is our beautiful South Africa.
We'd love to offer free shipping. But we can't, because that means turning our company into a loss-making enterprise.
We rarely hold stock. Our partners deliver exactly what we need, after a deal has run. That way we keep our costs down, prices low and everybody (including you) happy.
We're not like other online shops with a fixed catalogue and tons of stock. Instead, most of our products never come back to our website again. That’s how we want it, as it keeps us fresh and unpredictable (win #1).
So, after you (and lots of others) have placed your orders, we go to our suppliers and place a massive, single order. Our suppliers love this, as it keeps things simple and moving along smoothly. Happy suppliers equal low prices (win #2).
Since we don’t hold stock, we can work with a cheaper, medium-sized warehouse, instead of a mega-warehouse (win #3) and we’re saving lots on not needing any processes involved in handling and returning unsold stock, allowing us to offer better deals (win #4).
The practice of not holding stock is one of the core principles behind OneDayOnly’s success. That, and our sparkling personalities of course.